In the Clueless Department:

You know, I am not really sure why I get such a kick out of this kind of ignorance, but I do. Coldplay, an allegedly talented pop band, had some comments about capitalism the other day. I say "allegedly" because a quick review of reviews on Amazon gave us these tidbits: "shrieking high nasal girlie voice," "the most annoying unoriginal album I have ever heard," "lackadasicle [sic] blob of plastic," and my personal favorite, "boring, melancholy, depressing, trash music that only airheads would like."

But I digress. Coldplay's lead singer said that shareholders, specifically those of his record label, EMI, "are the great evil of this modern world," criticizing the "slavery that we are all under to shareholders."

Personally, I think the greater evil of this modern world are left-wing posers who fly their pampered little candy asses all over the world while disdaining the system and citizens that make their spoiled rotten "shrieking high nasal girlie" lifestyle possible. I think the greater evil is self-absorbed no talents who would give their first born to get signed with a label, only to turncoat after signing and verbally defecate on those who invest their money to produce the "lackadasicle [sic] blob of plastic." But that's just me.

You know, I think most of the left-wingers imagine that, somehow, after the revolution, they'll still get to keep their private jets.