4/23/2007

Climate Change Crowing

Sheryl Crow, like good liberals everywhere, has no problem telling other people what to do.

"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting." They should use "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required."

And, while you're struggling with one square or, on a good (bad?) day, two or three, she'll be traveling in style in her 3 tractor trailers, 4 buses and 6 cars.

Maybe just stick to the singing, huh....caw.

6 comments:

Hawkeye said...

ONE square? Yikes! I would rather switch to rocks.

Anonymous said...

Her creative new dining sleeve may find alternative uses as well if we're limited to the 1 square rule. I hope they can be flushed.

david said...

Do as she says, not as she does!

free thought said...

David is right. We must honor celebrities, not question them. They must know better. They are famous.

big sky husker said...

Another useful idiot.

Anonymous said...

I bet she uses toilet paper that has really big squares.....