10/14/2007

Mission Possible


Confidential: Gregori

Good Morning Tim,

Southern Montana Electric requires energy urgently. Problem is, the best coal is in SW Montana but the local residents don’t want the exposure to more toxic waste. Red Lodge is the next Big Sky you know.

Your mission Tim, should you choose to accept it, is to weasel your way into getting Geek Falls elected officials to trust you and convince them to eliminate a public vote on this controversial issue. Then use their pristine water, build a coal plant, leave the pollutants behind, and send the energy back to the Billings area so they can put up another Red Lobster or Olive Garden.

PS. Extra virgins if you piss off General Electric by building a conventional coal plant instead of one using their IGCC technology.

This message will self-destruct in 10 seconds. Good luck Tim.

Mr. Secretary

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

P.S. there is subsidized power for you and a couple dozen of your new best friends for those big screen plasmas and hot tubs.

P.P.S. Holy Hal and the bramble got your backside covered.

Anonymous said...

ROFLOL

GFgirl said...

Well done, Hawkeye. Glad to have you back.