Mama loves her baby...

Defense lawyer, Gwyn Hoerauf, was defending her son on a robbery charge when he dropped a bag of pot on the floor:

He is brain-damaged, your honor. I don't mean he's just a defendant who does dumb stuff. This is a boy with an IQ in triple digits. His brain is glued together with Silly Putty. He can't think his way out of a paper bag, but he can do physics.

I'm guessing he doesn't spend much time on the physics.

Hat Tip: Grove Bock